Badger Army

I was bored. Very bored.

One lunchtime we wree all bored. So we formed a badger army (long story, it all started with haddock and plankton - best not to ask). Our badger names were made up of our first initial and one word that described us. was Badger E, named the Elven after her, um, love of elves, was Badger A, named the Feeble 'cos she's scared of a lot, was Badger M, our leader, and was called the Sardonic because, well, she is, and was Badger B (we know a bunch of other epopel wtih the first initial S, so picked the initial of her last name), and was called the Hungry because she ALWAYS is. XD And, finally, I was Badger I, called the Creepy because I'd recently won a creep-off against Milly (a contest to see who culd creep out Phish the most, judged by Sky. We weren't to quit until she had a nervous breakdown [she actually ran from the room]).

Well, there you go. A little insight into what goes on at our school. I hope you're all mentally scarred. Goodnight.

Uhm, Badger Army idea generated by all of us, Badger character designs copyright to me, and each Badger copyright to their human counterparts.

My regards to my friends, yadda, yadda, yadda...